Spoilstenders 21st January 2014 – Another bloody Carter & Spraggan Pursues Wicksy

Yo peeps, time for your latest fix of all the hilarity to come in Eastenders. I’m going to keep it short and sweet, cause that’s the way I’m rolling right now. These are the weeks biggest spoilers, in Spoilstenders.

Another bloody Carter
EastEnders have cast Lee Carter, who is Mick and Linda’s oldest son that you may have heard them casually dropping into conversations. You may also remember him from that shoehorned-in Skype call where you couldn’t see his face (which was used for two purposes – a) to be aware of this guy and b) to introduce the Linda/Sharon friendship so that it could develop into a rivalry. I’m sure that people will tell you Lee’s coming into the show for all kinds of different reasons, but I personally think he’s here to help Linda choose what to have on her feature wall after Sharon was such a let down.



Spraggan Pursues Wicksy
The legend that is Nikki Spraggan decides to try her luck with fellow legend David Wicks, or Wicksy as I like to call him, completely ignoring the fact that his brother was nicknamed that and not him. Nikki tries her very best but Wicksy doesn’t appear to be particularly interested…


Mind you, to be fair to her he does have some other shit going on in his life right now.


That’s all for this week’s Spoilstenders, like and share!


Dean’s back! (Minus the ‘o’) – Why You Should Be Hyped


So this morning I awoke from my peaceful slumber, grabbed a nice cereal bar and a coffee, turned on BBC breakfast and started surfing the net. An average morning, until I read today’s gigantic news. Today’s massive scoop.

Deano bloody Wicks is coming back!

How have I managed without him all these years? What have I done with myself? It quickly dawned on me that I was in denial. Telling myself I didn’t care when he left forgettably that time possibly in a cab (or a random sports car like AJ), when in fact i’ve never really got over his absence. But don’t get down everyone, because he’s coming back to be angry at his mum again and hopefully have a slightly awkward bromance with Mick Carter! If you’re not as excited and hyped up about this news as I am, then here are some reasons why you SHOULD BE!!!!

1) He was part of one of the most classic storylines in EastEnders history, “Patrick getting hit by a stick.”

lol, gets me every time.

(In case you didn’t know, him and Denise’s daughter Chelsea tried to frame Sean Slater for the whole… stick thing… but it didn’t work out.)

2) He went for some chips once and ended up with a beating.

3) He got randomly punched by a man with a puppet.

(Yeah, he basically just spent his time on the show being a bit of an idiot and getting beaten up for it. But in this case his mum was there to save him from puppet man.)

4) He always meant well bless him.

5) But after being trampled on by everyone from Sean Slater to puppet man, he decided to turn badass.

So welcome back Dean Wicks! I hope the lack of ‘O’ won’t annoy me too much. Then again did the addition of an ‘O’ annoy me more in the first place?